Just taking a look

Go ahead – hold your breath

At least you’re not on hold

Testing testing

Chaos reigns within.

Just joking.

Why don’t you order a sandwich?

We’re getting there…

Do you want fries with that?

I can see the light at the end of the tunnel

Still looking…

See, told you it’s not made of cheese

Nearly there now, surely?

I spy with my little eye

We could have built you a new site by now

That moment when the loading time is long enough for you to think about life

Generating more witty dialogue

Send me a tweet

I feel like I’m supposed to be loading something

A few bits tried to escape, but we caught them

Hum something loud while others stare

My other loading screen is much faster

Are we there yet?

It’s not you, it’s me

Have you lost weight?

Just count to 10

Don’t run! We’re your friends!