Just taking a look
Go ahead – hold your breath
At least you’re not on hold
Chaos reigns within.
Why don’t you order a sandwich?
We’re getting there…
Do you want fries with that?
I can see the light at the end of the tunnel
See, told you it’s not made of cheese
Nearly there now, surely?
I spy with my little eye
We could have built you a new site by now
That moment when the loading time is long enough for you to think about life
Generating more witty dialogue
Send me a tweet
I feel like I’m supposed to be loading something
A few bits tried to escape, but we caught them
Hum something loud while others stare
My other loading screen is much faster
Are we there yet?
It’s not you, it’s me
Have you lost weight?
Just count to 10
Don’t run! We’re your friends!